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Man Creates Playable Organ From Furby Bodies Summons Satan Dooms Humanity

Man Creates Playable Organ From Furby Bodies Summons Satan Dooms Humanity

first_imgLet us know what you like about Geek by taking our survey. There is an organ made out of furbies. That is 1) a thing that exists and 2) a thing that this is absolutely terrifying. There are 44 of these little guys in all, and with the flip of a switch, they all come whirring to life with mangled, grotesque voices and eerie, uncoordinated movements.A bit into it, YouTuber Samm Battle of Look Mum No Computer, shows off the ability to control all of them simultaneously. At first forcing their little beak-y faces to hold a specific note, which is as demonic-sounding and blood-curdling as it sounds. With an early 00s English punk affect, Battle explains that he’s been working on this technological terror for seven years. And that definitely shows.As the video gets going, Battle makes a number of cracks about the toys *actually* being self-aware before busting out the one true composer furby and getting to work playing some basic tunes. The lil’ furbs speak between the notes they’re called to sing, so, the whole thing is a bit otherworldly, with discordant furbish tones mixed into chopped up phrased all starting and stopping on a dime. It’s some really creepy shit.Check out the full video above (or, y’know, don’t and save your soul). You’ll also get some behind-the-scenes footage of Battle hacking apart furbies, and then soldering all of them to a controller board, and running that assembly straight through his electric organ keyboard.This is an unabashed monstrosity. An unholy concoction only fit to summon the evil denizens of hell to wage war against all that is good and kind. When you look into their eyes you can see the visage of pure suffering and know that you’re the cosmic miracle of human existence is finite. This is proof positive that humans have gone way too far. We are messing with forces that cannot be controlled. And, while furbies may not be actually alive, they’re bot like enough that I’m confident that when the robots come for our blood, they will use this video as evidence of our transgressions.Plus, those bots will probably have some demon helpers. You can’t have an organ like that and not summon demons, plus robots can’t be possessed so far as we know, so there’s no chance of demons corrupting the bots and taking control. Nope. Instead, because of Battle’s grotesque experimentation, we will no doubt be forced into a war against terrifying machines from the future and the most sadistic evil beings from all known and unknown realities and dimensions.This is the face of the apocalypse. May god have mercy on us all.last_img read more